If paranoid parrot and socially awkward penguin had a child and that child was then raised by emotionally volatile bear I would be that child.

Also, I'm on Pottermore as HollyMoonstone35.

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    everybodyandtelevision:

    matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

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    thegirlwithsixfears: I expect a party with some Dauntless cake so Tobias will be there. 
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    How to be the best boyfriend ever according to Foubias

    i-cant-be-controlled:

    1. If girlfriend says she isn’t pretty, agree.

    2. If girlfriend is afraid that you only wanted her for sex, tell her you could have done better.

    3. Try and kill her, but then return to your senses and make out with her.

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    Magical Books’ covers: “A History of Magic” by Bathilda Bagshot